Why Marc is the bestest- an ess.

He is amazing.Marc is one of the only people I know whose had about a million people tell him he's "extremely talented". And rarely are a million people wrong. His conversation is near perfect, yet still interesting.

Talent is a rare thing. Rarer than a punch in the face, good cyber sex, a boy who doesn't masterbate, or escaped elephants. Marc seems to have most of the world's share, which may have caused this. He has one of the best drawing arms of our time. He has plenty of drawings which everyone enjoys to gawk at. I have a few. When he's famous I'll be rich from selling one on ebay. He is also an amazing humourist. One of the best I know of. Through doodling, he can even make me look appealing. His popularity speaks for itself. He also imagines things like whoa. Bestest, duh.

Marc Johnston is the bestest. He is smart, funny, generous, cool, handsome, and talented. He is probably going to be very famous one day, and he well deserves it!

** disclaimer ; I wrote this a long long time ago. It is here for completion sake and to remind me how time changes all things.